She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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