So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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