You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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