dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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