"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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