i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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