I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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