Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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