so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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