great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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