Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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