we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
50% drunk capacity currently
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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