didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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