So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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