Just fell off a train. Bad.
You work out of a Hotel?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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