Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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