just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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