Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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