It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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