that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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