you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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