I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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