Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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