so explain again why im purple
no
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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