Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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