She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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