no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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