when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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