gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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