Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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