NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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