Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Randomize
