This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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