how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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