i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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