hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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