OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
