Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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