made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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