also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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