thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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