Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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