***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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