You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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