she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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