did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just cut my nipple shaving
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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