Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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