LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
