i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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