Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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