I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
that may or may not have been my penis.
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