I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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