is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My pussy is not your playground.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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