he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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