I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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