I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm having to shit out rocks
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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